"Its been like 3 months" i said while being pretty nervous "AGAIN, SPEAKING SO CASUALLY! YOUNG MAN, HOW MUCH TIMES HAVE YOU COME TO THIS HOLY TEMPLE?!!" The old man yelled again. "I didnt know it was that bad" i responded. Everyone started staring at us, some laughing, some looking confused and concerned. "D- DONT SAY THAT SO CASUALLY! YOU HAVE TO SAY LORD SHREK DONT JUST SAY HIS NAME AS IF HE WAS SOME RANDOM GUY!! AND T- TALKING TO HIM? TO GO AND D- DO THAT? WHAT COULD BE SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAD TO DO THAT?" The old guy yelled in shock. "huh?" i said.Įveryone started whispering. "Oh no im just hear to talk to shrek." i said.Įveryones eyes all of a sudden looked towards me as if i was crazy. "If your hear to pray, than theres some space over there." the old guy said. That made me want to pray to shrek even more!! Maybe i can be a admin in real life!! "Yep, pray to shrek and sacrifice humans and animals more, and youll have a bunch of abilitys and a bunch of luck!" The old man said. "SHHH, im in the middle of sacrificing my new born baby to shrek!" Said a lady. "SHREK CAN GIVE YOU SUPER POWERS?!" I yelled, which I shouldn't have. "Oh, shrek saved me and made me numb, thank goodness." "I- i mean i know and it was an accident b- but, how is that tea not affecting you?-" i ask again. "You knocked the table over thats what happened" the old guy responded h- how? this guy? The tea doesn't affect him? "What the heck dude?" He says casually as the tea on his clothes have smoke coming out. OH CRAP! I KNOCKED OVER HOT TEA ON ACCIDENT!! AND THE HOLY BOOK OF SKREK WAS ON THAT TABLE TOO! WHAT HAVE I DONE? THAT POOR OLD MAN! i step in there are people praying so i have to be quiet and not be a distraction. I go to the temple and its all shiny gold with a holy picture of shrek, i get pretty nervous, i havent prayed to shrek in 3 months. Okay i am now done eating breakfast i head out to shreks temple. How long has it been since i last prayed to shrek? OH CRAP! Its been 3 months! CRAP CRAP CRAP. I woke up already thinking about chuck e cheese and the shrek plan.
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